Sex at 73
Posted: 23 Nov 2014, 18:58SEX AT 73
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71 So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71 So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!
~~~~~
Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.