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How to get to Heaven

PostPosted: 07 Nov 2014, 12:45
by annie
(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

I was testing children in my Dublin Sundayschool class to see
if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

“NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

“If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out:
'YUV GOTTA Be DEAD.'

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PostPosted: 07 Nov 2014, 15:59
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PostPosted: 07 Nov 2014, 16:06
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