Urine sample
Posted: 10 Jul 2014, 07:17One time I got sick and landed in the hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice...
"And how are we doing this morning?"
Or... "Are we ready for a bath?"
Or... "Are we hungry?"
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray
and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later,
picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said...
‘My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying...
"Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!"
The nurse fainted... I just smiled!
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice...
"And how are we doing this morning?"
Or... "Are we ready for a bath?"
Or... "Are we hungry?"
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray
and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later,
picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said...
‘My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying...
"Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!"
The nurse fainted... I just smiled!