How tro wash a cat

[annie]

HOW  TO WASH  A  CAT . . .
1.  Put both lids of he toilet and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the  bowl.
2.  Pick up the cat and sooth him while you carry him toward the bathroom.
3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the bowl and close the lids.  You may need to stand on the lid.
4.  At this point the cat will self agitate and make apple suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the toilet.  The cat is actually enjoying this!!
5.  Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a Power Wash and Rinse!!
6.  Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure there are no people between the bathroom and the front door!!
7.  Stand well back,  behind the toilet as far as you can, and Quickly lift the lid.
8.  The cat will Rocket out of the toilet, Streak through the bathroom, and bolt out the front door where he will dry himself off.
9.  Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!!
      Your's  Sincerely,  The Dog .

[chenrezig]

Yes ! Love It !!!!! 

(Former Dog Owner)

[Misspears]

sp0.  sp0

[sandy4]

A Good one !

[mumxtwo]

sp0 poor little pussy sp0