Language

[annie]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
-    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
-    He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
-    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
-    When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
-    Acupuncture: a jab well done.
-    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
-    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
      ground.
-    The batteries were given out free of charge.
-    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
-    A will is a dead giveaway.
-    If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
-    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
-    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
-    You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
-    Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
-    A boiled egg is hard to beat.
-    When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
-    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a
      rest.
-    Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
      right now.
-    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
-    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
-    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
      that votes.

[Rosalind]

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