master of the House

[annie]

Derek was about to marry Jill and his father took him to
one side

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we
got home was take off my trousers,’ he said. 'I gave them to your
mother and told her to put them on.’ When she did, they were enormous
on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they
were too large...
'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family
and I always will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had a single
problem.'

Derek took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and
she couldn’t possibly wear them. ‘Exactly’ replied Derek.’I wear the
trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget
that.' Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Derek. 'Try these
on,' she said. So he tried them on but they were too small.
'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Derek.
'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you
never will.'

[wendy]

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