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The Periodic Table

Postby annie » 01 Mar 2016, 17:18

The Periodic Table is updated every five years, the reason for this was not made clear until the inclusion of another Element. Suddenly light has been cast on the reason for our problems ..................


A new element , the heaviest yet known to science, is Governmentium (symbol=Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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Re: The Periodic Table

Postby wendy » 01 Mar 2016, 17:54

Well this Moran does not understand!
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Re: The Periodic Table

Postby maureenho » 01 Mar 2016, 17:58

As clear as mud.
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Re: The Periodic Table

Postby JaneJ » 06 Mar 2016, 11:05

That is brilliant Annie

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