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Who will get the job?

Postby wendy » 05 Feb 2016, 11:21

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.

He gave him a glass to drink.

The drunk tried it and said: 'It's a Muscat , three years old, grow n on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade, but acceptable.'

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass....

This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees.

Requires three more years for finest results'

"Correct."

A third glass...

"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
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Re: Who will get the job?

Postby maureenho » 05 Feb 2016, 14:53

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Postby annie » 05 Feb 2016, 15:58

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Re: Who will get the job?

Postby JaneJ » 06 Feb 2016, 21:18

Lol
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