A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down
> by a cheetah.
> While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually
> remarked, "I'll bet the antelope gets away."
>
> The wife answered, "If that antelope survives this one, I'll give you sex
> every day for the rest of your life."
>
> The deadly chase was recorded.