Never argue with a woman

[annie]

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent


Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?’


‘Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')


‘You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!’


'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.'


‘If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.


‘But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’


‘Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left

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