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Afternoon sex

Postby annie » 25 Nov 2015, 09:29

Love what kids come up with...they know so much they are not given credit for.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year
old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

"An ambulance just drove by!"


"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.


"Matt's riding a new bike!"


"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"


"Jason is on his skate board!"


After a few moments he announced...

"The Coopers are having sex."

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"


“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
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Re: Afternoon sex

Postby wendy » 25 Nov 2015, 13:03

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Re: Afternoon sex

Postby JaneJ » 25 Nov 2015, 15:27

That is brilliant xxxx
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Re: Afternoon sex

Postby maureenho » 25 Nov 2015, 15:33

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Re: Afternoon sex

Postby Rosalind » 26 Nov 2015, 19:02

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