Bear Remover

[annie]

A homeowner in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on her
roof.



She looks in the yellow pages and finds an ad for "Alberta Bear
Remover."



So she calls the number and a man says he'll be over in 30
minutes.



The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a
ladder,

a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun and a mean looking pit bull
dog.



"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.



"I'm going to
put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up

and I’ll knock
the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear

falls off the
roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

The bear
will become subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the

back of the
van."



Then he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.



"What's the
shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.



"If the bear knocks me off the roof,
shoot the dog."

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