Last will and testament

[annie]

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> Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
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> My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
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> "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
>] The nurse and witnesses are blown away, never knowing the extent of his property holdings, > and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this wealth".
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> Sarah replies, “Wealth? .... What wealth???>
> The old b****** had a paper round!"

[Rosalind]

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