Irish Divorce
Posted: 01 Jun 2015, 17:07The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase
.“What happened, Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened?”“I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... And guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Mary, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.“There is something very odd going on here. Mary would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately andfind out what happened.
”Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.“Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation
She never got your e-mail!”
.“What happened, Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened?”“I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... And guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Mary, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.“There is something very odd going on here. Mary would never do such a thing!
There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately andfind out what happened.
”Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.“Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation
She never got your e-mail!”