Getting a hairdryer through customs

[annie]

An attractive young woman on a flight from NYC to Athens asked the Priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?"

''Of course my child, what may I do for you?"

''Well, while shopping at Bloomingdale's, I bought my mother a very
expensive hair dryer for her birthday. The box is unopened -- but well over the
Greek customs limit, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes
perhaps?"

''I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

''With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to the customs inspection area, she let the priest go first.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?''

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."

The customs official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do
you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

''I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"

[wendy]

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[JaneJ]

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[Rosalind]

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